Thursday…because it’s been too long.

As this summer draws closer to an end, the box office is going to go out with a bang. And I for one, am damn excited. There’s one flick that paramounts above all others in the level of oozing anticipation that I have. Inception?

No. I already saw that. It was great and a mind blow like woah. Scott Pilgrim VS The World?

However excited I am to see this, you are wrong. And the flick I’m talking about doesn’t have a wiener kid in it. So you might make the assumption that it’s the most masculine film blasting it’s way to the big screen, The Expendables?

You would be mistaken. I will watch the hell out of the Expendables for fear of half the cast breaking into my house and slitting my throat with a used shotgun shell. I’ll give you a hint….it’s in 3D. (well….I guess most films now are faux 3D but 3D is in the title).

Piranha 3D?

Fisha please. I’m talking about STEP UP 3D.   

That’s right.  It’s the dancinest, flyest, most hip-hoppity-est flick of the summer.  Okay…well it might have a wiener kid in it…but he’s a DJ (I’m assuming).  Wiggity wrap your head around that.  

I’m so stoked for this movie that I went out and got a whole new outfit.  It’s my street look.  Being a white man, I can only assume that “street” look is baggy jeans, a backwards bandanna, and a wife-beater underneath a kevlar vest.  

For all you haters that think this is like every other dance movie, two words…Masquerade Ball.  That’s right.  They take their dancing skillz outside the dance battle arena, off the streets and into high society.  (High Society has masquerade balls right?)  I hope they rattle a few cages.  

This trailer boasts that one move can set a whole generation free.  I don’t know about you but I want to see that move.  My fly ass will be in the theater.  

Plus it’s in 3D!  ”Avatar” listen up, you were great and I enjoyed you…but you could’ve utilized the 3D medium better.  I needed 300% more pop-n-locking and more back flips flying towards my face.  This movie also has Sharni Vinson.  Don’t know who that is?  Scroll up, watch the trailer.  That fly honey dancing in sweat shirt…that’s her.  I’ll not convince you with words any more, instead I’ll just let her dancing do the talking.  After all, “everything you need to know is in [her] dancing”.  Also apparently Ashton Kutcher is in it.  (check trailer around 1:38).  

I’m only regretting that I didn’t combine my gymnastics training with dancing.  If I had then I could’ve been a player in the world’s most noble art of dance battling.  It’s like locking up a bunch of parkourers into a sealed room, blasting music, and telling them it is going to blow up in 2 minutes.  

Plus I can’t get enough of the one guy that dances with his head real still and his body moving.  As seen in this trailer (edited by my buddy Thom) about a future where dance battling is illegal for some reason and some people have a power called Ener-G. 

Aight.  That’s all.  See ya b-boys and b-girls.  

~Nick

*I seriously started writing this blog to make fun of the movie but as I kept watching the trailer more and more I would like to see it…well…only the dance parts.  And it’ll probably be better 3D than all the movies doing faux 3D by adding it in post just so they can raise ticket price $5.