FUCK PAUL STRAW(.com)

I’ll be honest. As most people were, I was intrigued by what would await me on paulstraw.com.  I love me some orginal flavor Straw, so I can only imagine how much joy would be brought into my life by the rantings of a 15 year old emo Paul Straw.  BUT OOOOOOH NO!

YOU ELITIST EMO PRICK! Seriously? Do you have some exclusive deal with firefox? Do they NEED your help bringing people to them?
Granted…firefox is my browser of choice. But since most of my internet masterworks are done on my girlfriend’s laptop, AND since she won’t let me install things on her computer (EVEN THOUGH I AM AN INTELLIGENT ADULT MALE)…I can only speculate as to what awaits me. So. Without further hesitation, here is my personal interpretation of what I believe can be found on paulstraw.com

So. I googled myself today. I know. Pretty sad right? LOLs.

A couple things came up, like my twitter page and junk like that. Then I found this guy….

And his crappy little website www.mooncounty.com.  Where he is apparently mad that I got to paulstraw.com first.  Sorry man.  You had your chance.  From the looks of it, my website would be in much worse hands if he would have got to it first. I hope this isn’t what awaits me in 5 years or so.  Hanging out with a bunch of dudes, making a bunch of crappy videos that AREN’T EVEN FUNNY.  I’d rather watch “Two Girls One Cup” on repeat. ROFLCOPTER.

Well. Thats all for now.  I have tickets to Panic at the Disco. Those guys are fucking amaaaaazing.  Anyway, I’m going to get ready. Guyliner Galore!!

- Paul

Well. I think there was a solid concept there. Maybe next week we’ll write this a little further in advance, eh? Yeah. It’ll probably be the best for all of us.

One love,

Kyle