Thursday…because no one will see this.

Webservers are a bitch.

Dear Coffee,

Please stop making me piss.  I didn’t like you a year ago but now I do.  But this relationship won’t work out if you’re going to make my tiny bladder explode.

~nick

Dear Nick,

pussy.

~COFFEE

ps.  Hand over your lunch money too.

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I’m going to sacrifice a small animal to appease the internet gods so our site will work once again.

~nga