Thursday…Because ‘tis the season.

So last night I dedicated my “Moon County Blog” time to putting finishing touches on the new video.  Sadly, however I did not finish it.  Then my body decided that it would rather get an upset stomach, increase its temperature, then make my throat swollen then give me a cough that makes my head hurt every time.  I’m not having a good day.

BUT.

Here’s some humor ….maybe.

If the Sizzler had a voice, it would probably say something like this

YOU!  AND YOU! AND YOU AND YOU AND ALL OF YOU!  GET INSIDE ME NOW!  EAT HERE.

I HAVE EVERYTHING YOU CAN POSSIBLY WANT!  PASTA, STEAK, VEGETABLES, FRIED CHICKEN…ALSO PIZZA!  I’M AM EVERY WHERE!  I AM OMNISCIENT!  I AM FOREVER!

YOU WANT CHINESE FOOD?

NO FUCKING PROBLEM, GIVE US FIVE MINUTES AND THE BUFFET TABLES WILL RE-ARRANGE THEMSELVES AS PER YOUR IMAGINATION.  WELCOME TO THE MATRIX, EXCEPT THE MATRIX IS DELICIOUS FOOD, AND YOU’RE NEO!  AND THAT BANGING WAITRESS OVER THERE…THAT’S TRINITY.  NOW GO HAVE A SPAGHETTI FOOD FIGHT WITH HER AND THEN MAKE LOVE BY THE CLAM CHOWDER!

DON’T THINK THERE’S A SIZZLER BY YOU?  FUCK YOU, NOW THERE IS.  I’M EVEN IN KOREATOWN, BITCHES.

ok. back to work.

~nick