My Day In Haiku

by Joey Reinisch

The alarm goes off
Wake up and take a shower
Try to drown in bath


Some bitch cut me off
I’ll follow her real closely
while yelling curse words


Sorting paperwork
What would you like for lunch, sir?
I went to college


eating lunch at desk
at least I got it for free
go to hell, diet


It’s only 4:10
mind checked out at 3:05
Living the dream, eh?


Working late tonight
earning overtime right now
surfing internet


on my way home now
barely enough time to sleep
pillows feel awesome


my dreams are scary
violent bloody terrors
i still sleep soundly

- Joey
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