It’s the Internet TV Encyclopeida Show!

by Joey Reinisch

ENCYCLOPEDIA: Hey internet
INTERNET: Want to see some TITS!?
ENCYCLOPEDIA: Why do you always have to go there. I just was wondering if you’ve seen my bag.
INTERNET: Oh, You mean your purse?  Haha, check out this guy with a purse over heeah
ENCYCLOPEDIA: It’s not a purse, OK.
INTERNET: YO TV! Check out this bitch and his purse!
TV: Whats up?  Ohh shit!  Hahah. this little bitch has a purse.
ENCYCLOPEIDA: Jesus christ you guys, grow up.
INTERNET: Hey. You guys want to see some TITS?
TV: FUCK YEAH! I LOVE TITS!
*high five*
ENCYCLOPEDIA: You guys should just try reading… you know. Like. Once.
INTERNET: What you talkin’ about? I got all sorts of reading over here.
TV: He does, I’ve seen it.
INTERNET: See look. Because of these words here, we know to be on the lookout for this chicks latest nip slip.
TV: OH OH Look!  An upskirt!
INTERNET AND TV: GOOGLE SEARCH!!!!
*chest bump*
ENCYCLOPEDIA: I really thought you had some legit…
INTERNET: FUCK YES!!!
TV: THERE IT IS!
INTERNET: OMG.
TV: Wow, that is awesome. Time to put that on all the news stations despite the fact this is in no way news. By the way, did you hear Kate and John got a divorce?
INTERNET: Yeah, like 40 months ago. pssshh
ENCYCLOPEDIA: So. Is this really all you do all day?
TV: What do you mean?
INTERNET: You mean sit around and be awesome?
ENCYCLOPEDIA: I mean, stare at boobs all day. Read about the destroyed lives of celebrities as entertainment?  Wait for upskirts?
[beat]
[beat]
[beat]
INTERNET: Yes?
TV: IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO LIVE.
ENCYCLOPEDIA: That actually sounds… pretty awesome.
TV: It IS
INTERNET: Have you actually seen tits?
ENCLOPEDIA: Well, If you look here, I have some classical sculpture that has a sweet set.
TV: Ah, Nice.
INTERNET: That’s not bad…not bad.. Why don’t you take a look at THIS.
ENCYCLOPEDIA: OH JESUS MOTHER OF FUCK!
TV: WHOAAAAAAA AWESOME!
INTERNET: Right!?!
ENCYCLOPEDIA: And there’s.. more of this?
INTERNET: A lot more. Like. Pretty much all of it.
ENCYCLOPEDIA: Well then….. LETS LOOK AT SOME TITS.
TV: YEAH! TIIIIITS
INTERNET: TITTY TIT TOT TIT A TRON!
ENCYCLOPEDIA: TIT-A-MON-O-TOPIA.
TV: NICE ONE!

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Yep. That happened.

- Joey
Twitter @jreinisch @mooncounty @destructobox @LOLjoeyANDkyle