December 2010
1 post
November 2010
1 post
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What Happens When I Search Single Letters into my...
I couldn’t let this much minimal research pass by without sharing it some sort of forum.
You’re welcome.
A, J, K, L - Wikipedia entry on that letter.
B, C, D, I, S, T, W X, Y, Z- The google search results for that.
E- EOnline.
F- Yahoo Finance page on the Ford Motor Company.
G - My gmail
H - The Wikipedia entry for Hydrogen.
N - An AddictingGame.com game called N.
R-...
August 2010
1 post
Thursday...because it's been too long.
As this summer draws closer to an end, the box office is going to go out with a bang. And I for one, am damn excited. There’s one flick that paramounts above all others in the level of oozing anticipation that I have. Inception?
No. I already saw that. It was great and a mind blow like woah. Scott Pilgrim VS The World?
However excited I am to see this, you are wrong. And the...
June 2010
2 posts
SECOND ROUND TONIGHT! MOON COUNTY IN THE LA IMPROV...
Hey Folks,
Thanks so much to everyone who came out to support us on Monday! Thanks to our victory, we are now competing tonight at the LA Improv Festival’s sketch semi-finals! If you came from a Big Ten school, you know what that means. We win this, we go on the the finals. The Super Bowl. Awesome.
So if you can make it tonight, please do! Tickets are...
MOON COUNTY AT THE LA IMPROV FESTIVAL TONIGHT!
That’s right, citizens. Tonight marks our second annual performance in the Los Angeles Improv Festival! Come on out to see your favorite sketch weasels clamp their tiny barbed comedy jaws onto your funny bone, tearing laugh after laugh out of you like so much flesh and tendon… of hilarity!
We’ll be competing in a 20 minute set against another iO staple, Top Story! Weekly, so...
May 2010
1 post
MOON COUNTY LIVE! THIS SUNDAY! EXCLAMATION!
Not actually our second ever show. I didn’t have Photoshop.
Hey Folks! Come check out our half-hour live sketch show this Sunday, May 23rd at 8:00PM at the iOWest Theater in Hollywood! It should be a laugh-and-a-half! *Please note: half-laughs are not considered true laughs, and cannot be guaranteed.*
We’ll be performing alongside our longtime buddies and fellow sketch comedians...
March 2010
2 posts
Thursday...Because You Shouldn't Be Messing With...
Unless you’ve been under a rock for the last 5 months with rocks stuck in your ears while you were eating rocks and…pooping rocks while uploading pictures of rocks onto your facebook page without looking at anything else on facebook or the internet in general besides rocks….you would know about Tiger Woods’ adulterous affair.
But recently his “sexts”...
This song and the short are awesome. “Put...
February 2010
7 posts
Kevin Smith, please help me.
THREE TRUTHS OF JOHN DRUSKA I’m a bit of a complicated jerk. I say one thing and do the other. I’m extremely selfish. I want kids someday, but not mine, I want yours. To touch. Inappropriately. ????
But there are three things you must know about me. Three truths that hopefully will be accompanied someday by better, more meaningful facts. But for now, if you’re my friend or relative, or...
Thursday...because we only need 3 more views to...
So watch this, comment, and share:
hmmm…if only this was featured up on the website.
~nick
Follow on twitter @GoatimusPrime
Filler.
Hey guys. This week and next week are going to be filler due to some stuff coming up.
I did have a nice and easy one all set up and ready to go for today, but for some reason, Tumblr is being a real jerk and won’t upload video.
So, sorry.
Matt
Thursday...because if you liked it you shoulda put...
SINGLE COUNTY!!!
Since Valentine’s Day is around the corner I thought I would follow some traditions of fraternities, sororities, or the prostitutes that hang out by Joey’s apartment building: DATE AUCTION.
I know you’re probably asking yourself, “but how can these guys be single?”
Let me answer your question with another question, “did you see this...
Obligatory Valentine's Day Post/Cry for Help/Hey,...
Hello, my name is Matt Loman, and I am a nerd. Olivia, you’re breaking my heart. I know; it’s shocking and quite a bit to deal with, what with me suddenly springing it on you and all, but my life isn’t all hob-knobbing* with the stars and sword fights in three piece suits across neon-lit Tokyo rooftops. In my downtime from being a jet setting adventurer/idol of millions I...
Thursday...because no one will see this.
Webservers are a bitch.
Dear Coffee,
Please stop making me piss. I didn’t like you a year ago but now I do. But this relationship won’t work out if you’re going to make my tiny bladder explode.
~nick
Dear Nick,
pussy.
~COFFEE
ps. Hand over your lunch money too.
* ——-*——*
I’m going to sacrifice a small animal to appease the internet...
Live Every Day Like a Super Hero
I had a revelation the other day. It was in the gym (yeah, that’s right, I work out *flexes* *gets winded* *naps*), and I was hanging from a pull up bar, with a weight strapped to my legs, and my trainer (yeah, that’s right, I don’t work out, I train *flexes* *shits pants* *falls over*), was loading the tennis ball cannon for another barrage when I realized something. ...
January 2010
12 posts
Talk Derby to Me
I am an American Man. I love red meat, alcohol, sports and the Stars and Bars. Of those four things, three are able to be specified further. I, personally, can say I love Carl’s Jr., Miller Lite and, well, it’s kind of hard to decide nowadays, because I recently was exposed to a new sport that is so unbelievably cool and exciting, it is seriously challenging hockey and baseball in my little...
Movie Lines That I Will Someday Use and Mean
We all love movies. Everyone’s got their favorites, their guilty pleasures, and the ones they pretend to like so people will think that they’re smart and deep. I’m fairly forgiving when it comes to my entertainment; as anyone who has attended one of my movie nights will tell you, I own and love a lot of garbage. A lot of this can be attributed to the fact that I subscribe...
How not to write a screenplay
FADE IN. LOS ANGELES. NIGHT.
The streets are slick and shiny like a sinewy snake’s back. All that is heard, besides Superstition by Stevie Wonder, is the moaning, gutteral echo of the downpouring rain, like a monsoon. Thick steam, as if from some subterranean locomotive, spews out of the sewer grates as a lone man steps through it, smoking a cigarette. A new age cowboy, Druska is ripped...
Thursday...because it puts the lotion on its...
So internet failed at home. And now I’m at work where I should probably focus more on “work”. So I’ll just give you another Thursday quickie…because everyone likes it fast and quick right?
right?
Any hoo. Here’s a video skit written by our friends Chad Quandt, and Ryan Adam Wells, and MC’s Paul Straw. It was shot and edited I think by a bunch of...
Man, I Ain't Going Out There
by AC-1119 Sorry sir, but you can go fist yourself, because there’s no way in hell I’m going out there to fight a fucking Jedi. Have you ever just thought about a Jedi? What they can do on paper? They’re like ninjas who can murder you with their minds and use lasers as swords. They’re essentially the perfect killing machine. On the other side, you have me, and...
This Shit is Seriously On
It was a Christmas miracle. My girl, Taylor Swift, finally stopped toying with that dickbag from Twilight, who happens to have her name, over the Holidays (which I just consider the entire month of December). Now, my courtship of the hottest woman to grace God’s green Earth can begin in earnest.
“Sources” indicate Taylor [mine] was not so hot to trot on wolfie from the get go,...
Thursday...because we'll fix it in post.
Okay….
I quit editing…forever. Truly I can’t compete in the world of video when Fred and Sharon have clearly mastered the art. Don’t know who Fred and Sharon are? Have you been living under a rock? I suppose you also haven’t heard of James Cameron, Steven Spielberg, McG?! We’ll here’s a taste of the genius that is Fred and Sharon:
And it...
Dear Celebs Part Don't-Call-It-A-Comeback
Dear NBC,
Jay Leno is garbage. He’s tired and boring. Much of TV and film is the same way, but it makes money, so it makes a perverse kind of sense that there are 1500 fucking CSI’s and Twilight is a franchise, but Firefly died nameless and no one saw Wet Hot American Summer, but Leno’s new show is almost always in last place for ratings.
Your whole Plan B when it first...
LONG LIVE THE STEGOSAURZ
HI . I AM DINOSUARZ.
THE LIFES OF STEGOSAURZ IS HARD. THE LEAVES ARE HIGH UP AND THE BLACK MUD WAY STUCKY. IT ALSO HARD TO FUCK WITH ALL THE SPIKES THAT GROW OUT OF OUR BACK AND FACE. SCRATCHES ON STOMACH.
I EAT GRASS AND LEAVES LIKE ALL OTHER DAYS. T REX COMES AND IS GIANT DICK. “HAY GUYZ I AM T-REX. LET ME BITE YOU.”
I SAY “FUCK YOU TREX. YOU ARE ASS DICK”
TREX SAY...
This is timely if you're Orthodox Christian
Here’s what Santa Claus (MOM) got me for Christmas:
A pretty nifty [read: BALLER] shirt: It’s striped subtley, white, lacks the left-hand-side pocket that most of my “nice” shirts do, and is now pretty much the best article of clothing I own. I’m actually scared to wash it because I assume it will shrink or disappear into an alternate reality, so probably the only...
Thursday...because the sun keeps on shining.
Hey folks,
I’m back from about a week and a half of family, food, booze, gestures, pictionary, more booze, catchphrase, more booze, more food, and living too much in the past. Now that I’m back I’m setting my priorities straight…that’s why I’m writing this blog instead of unpacking my suitcase. (sidenote…apparently it’s easier to get a paintball...
Failed New Year's Resolutions
I thought, for the first Moon County post of 2010, it’s only fitting that upon facing this New Year filled with fresh possibilities, I will dwell on past failures.
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*eventually accomplished, but not in that particular year
1988 – I vow to transform into a giant red truck.
1989 – I vow to transform in to a yellow Volkswagon and slowly work my way up to a giant red truck.
1990 – I am...
December 2009
16 posts
Best of 2009
Today’s Wednesday? Holy shit. Uh, I got nothing.
So here’s my best of 2009 list. Admittedly, it’s an incomplete list because I wrote it in like 15 minutes, so no research was done. This is just what I could remember off the top of my head. Which is why the comics section is so short. Also, I’m pretty shallow, so every one of my favorite movies of the year, with the exception of one, has a...
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The Last Straw
Merry Christmas!
Or for the rest of you, Happy Joyous Arbitrary day in December corresponding with the Pagan celbration of Saturn!
This is the first year that I have come back ‘home’ for Christmas since 2005. When I had stated that it wasn’t that big a deal a friend or coworker recently proposed that if my family didn’t have any traditions than it would probably be...
A Not Very Funny Review of Avatar
Hey, I’m running out of ideas, so I’m going to do a review of Avatar. For all three of you that used to read my old LiveJournal, you’ll be familiar with the format. For all you newbies, here how it works: what follows is a rambling incoherent mess rife with tangents and “jokes.” But, and here’s the rub, lots of spoilers. Lots. Just a heads up that if you...
There Will Be Blog
Hey guys, my internet at home is fucked again and I had to drive a fifth of Moon County to the airport at 3am this morning so I’m running a bit behind.
There will be actual content later today, and by today I mean, tonight. It will be up before midnight.
Go Wednesday.
Matt
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The Last Straw
I promise next week will be back to normal posting because it’s cheaper than getting a Christmas present for everyone. So first things first:
NEW MOON COUNTY VIDEO!!!!!!!
If you weren’t there (jerks) this premeired last Sunday at Moon County’s full hour live show. It also features the super funny and super lovely ladies of Tang. Which is nice of them since normally Moon...
Thursday...Because 'tis the season.
So last night I dedicated my “Moon County Blog” time to putting finishing touches on the new video. Sadly, however I did not finish it. Then my body decided that it would rather get an upset stomach, increase its temperature, then make my throat swollen then give me a cough that makes my head hurt every time. I’m not having a good day.
BUT.
Here’s some humor...
Things I Wanted to be Growing Up, and Why It...
Ninja The Job: Assassination. Art theft. Being the shadows. Moving quieter than the wind. Pros: Black is very slimming. Awesome weapons. Being handy with throwing stars and knives will always, ALWAYS, be useful. Anyone who messes with you gets disappeared with extreme prejudice. You get to carry around nunchucks. Just carry them around! Cons: Ninjas are the quietest warriors in the world,...
My Day In Haiku
by Joey Reinisch
The alarm goes off Wake up and take a shower Try to drown in bath Some bitch cut me off I’ll follow her real closely while yelling curse words Sorting paperwork What would you like for lunch, sir? I went to college eating lunch at desk at least I got it for free go to hell, diet It’s only 4:10 mind checked out at 3:05 Living the dream, eh? Working late...
Okay, this Twilight bullshit is...bullshit...
A LITTLE CONTEXT:
My birthday was last Saturday. “Uncle” Aaron Waltke decided to give me “rage.” I initially thought it was truly the abstract notion of human emotional anger and dismissed his hand-inscribed envelope to the inner breast pocket of my Redcoat. But upon further inspection, I found out that he had indeed given me tickets to The Twilight...
Thursday...Because if you keep picking at it, it...
Good Thursday to all y’all.
I’ve started early on my New Year’s resolution to use “y’all” more often. Anyways, things are stirring in the Moon County front. In case y’all haven’t heard, we’ve got an hour long show coming up this Sunday, Dec. 13th at 8 pm at the iO west theater in Hollywood. If y’all could come out we’d be...
This was a Bad Idea; I Can Already Tell
Okay, I’ve finally reached the end of my rope, I’ve exhausted every half-baked idea I’ve ever had and I’m also a little burnt-out.
That statement is going to make the point of this entry a little ironic.
I have been in need of a new New Year’s Resolution. I’ve been thinking hard on it for awhile now, and I think I’ve finally gotten it.
I will write one...
The Search Results are in...
So it’s another week and I still don’t have anything of substance to post. That aside, I would like to share a recent discovery.
When google searching Moon County, a fair amount of the images returned actually realate to us in some way.
Whether friends of the county, images from the site, or Paul Straw (clothed and unclothed)..most of these have something to do with us.
But of...
DRUSKA'S 25TH BIRTHDAY HAIKU
Prohibition was
repealed this day in nineteen-
thirty three. Drink up.
Oh, also, follow the link below, sign up, and vote for me. Then instruct any trustworthy friends to do the same. This gimmick goes until December 10th. It might get me a paid acting job. Thanks for the free birthday present:
http://showbizzle.com/auditions/auditions/john-druska-audition-finalist-space-cowboy
Thursday...Because words with "th" in them are fun...
I’m going to skip the normal Thursday blog stuff, you know…boners, fart noises, yelling, talking about how much I suck…..
I’m going to post a video. A long…long time ago Moon County was asked to appear to help be some extras in an episode of Handsome Donkey’s “Decisions Decisions” and now it’s finally here.
If you watch closely you can see...
The Three Stupidest Songs I've Heard Today
Hello friends, Matt here, with very little in comedic content today. I had a great idea ready to go that Eric and I thought up, but he wants to try and turn it into a skit, which leaves me up shit creek without a paddle. So instead you’ll get a rambling personal entry I thought up just now. Some background: for those of you who may not know, I work in a gym with a varied clientele. ...
LOLJK: Dear Internet
By Joey Reinisch courtesy of WWW.LOLJK.TV
After starting more then 10 articles for today and not finishing a single one (for reals) I decided to once again plug Kyle and I’s sister blog over at LOLJK.TV which we try to update semi regularly. It even has a FACEBOOK FAN PAGE if you want to stay in the loop why not.
So does MOON COUNTY and DESTRUCTO BOX for that matter. Join now!
And now,...
November 2009
22 posts
The Last Straw
Well fuck my life. I just had a nice post about the “joys” of car buying ready to go, then Tumblr fucked me over. Maybe it was for the best and we can see it next week after I’ve already completed all the steps. Unfortunatley I can’t type it all from memory for you now because I leave in 10 minutes to go see the BlackHawks play at Anaheim.
That being said 5 things that I...
Thursday ...because today...we give Thanks.
First of all, let’s just get this over with. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Everyone and their moms.
I’ve got so much thanks it’s coming out the wazoo.
So I’m a little hungover because I had the same idea that everyone else in the world did. Go to bars the night before Thanksgiving. So I went to the Fox and Hound (more like “Frats n Hounds….amiright)...
Listen, Baby.
by Jeremy Chen
Baby, listen. We’ve been through a lot. Shit, I love you, girl. You’re my world. Thick and thin, famine or flush, up or down, good and bad you were there, and I know, in my heart of hearts, that you’ll be there forever.
That’s why, on this very special night, I’ve decided to grant you what I can only assume is your greatest wish, a threesome.
...
It's the Internet TV Encyclopeida Show!
by Joey Reinisch
ENCYCLOPEDIA: Hey internet INTERNET: Want to see some TITS!? ENCYCLOPEDIA: Why do you always have to go there. I just was wondering if you’ve seen my bag. INTERNET: Oh, You mean your purse? Haha, check out this guy with a purse over heeah ENCYCLOPEDIA: It’s not a purse, OK. INTERNET: YO TV! Check out this bitch and his purse! TV: Whats up? Ohh shit! Hahah. this...
DRUSKA vs. CARL'S JR.
WHAT FOLLOWS IS THE FIRST CORRESPONDENCE BETWEEN MYSELF AND CARL’S JR. HEAD HONCHOS. I WILL KEEP YOU LOYAL READERS POSTED AS THIS SITUATION PROGRESSES.
Dear Sirs or Madams,
I am writing to you regarding an uncharacteristically – yet still traumatic – negative experience I went through at one of your California franchise locations. This incident occurred some months ago, yet I have...
The Last Straw
10 Things I Think Today on Little Sleep.
1) I know I’ve been calling them a couple of times a day, but if I get the In ‘N Out song stuck in my head one more time…well I might go crazy. Or go get a job at In ‘N Out.
2) 13 hour days seem downright short after working 17-20 the past few days. Also I’m not sure I’ve ever said “…No I get to sleep in....
Thursday...because wish all you want, Monday ain't...
Nick Allen presents
PETEY POWERSQUITH ADVENTURES
A Choose Your Own Adventure Blog!
In case you missed it, here’s the first installment of Petey Powersquith:
Thursday…Because it’s your destiny.
And now we continue the saga of our young adventurer with Chapter 2.
(I know chapters are kind of counter-intuitive when it comes to choose-your-own-adventure books but then again...